Friday, April 22, 2011

I Ate Meat

Yes.... I ate red meat on Good Friday.

BUT    before you judge hear this - I did you all a favour!

I decided that this year we didn't need that pesky little rabbit delivering delicious chocolate to our door. We didn't need the chocolate frenzy that would have followed. We didn't need the pimples or the stomach ache or the extra kilos!

So I took matters into my own hands. You see I know where that nasty little rodent lives. I sat on a deckchair with a shotgun and simply waited for him to come out of his burrow (pft - last minute Easter shopping I bet!). He emerged, I conquered and he tasted yummy.

Happy chocolate free Easter everybody!

xx The Fat Lady

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